I am bored out of my mind.
I’ve seen all the shows.
I’ve listened to all the music.
I’ve rearranged every room in my house.
My house looks clean and pretty and slightly different.
I’ve gone to the stores with my mask on.
I’ve phoned, texted, group videoed.
I’ve discovered new adult video niches.
I’ve learned new skills.
I’ve run on my treadmill every day.
I’ve lifted weights at home every day.
I’ve cemented my relationship with cannabis.
I’ve thought about the past in great detail.
That has been pleasant and unpleasant.
I’ve been grateful I’m healthy.
I’m grateful I don’t live in the street.
I miss my friends.
I miss flirting with strangers in public.
I am cooped up.
I am not special.
I ask myself questions.
I devise theories and plans.
I am in bed at home, just like you, probably.
Today’s question in my head is.
What Can I Do Now That Will Bring Me Ultimate Joy For Hours?
I type that question over a photo of my face.
I make that photo my phone screen wallpaper.
Now I am looking at a question on my face.
Will that bring me ultimate joy for hours?